McCain to Campaign @ Burning Man!!

YES it's TRUE!!
AMerican John McCain, American, will drive his "straight talk express" and have a good ol' "American Camp Out"at this year's Burning Man "American Dream" event!  Rumor has it that he will spend the day trying to "barter' votes from the radically expressive artists with his good ol' American Barbecue!  Now that's news that American's can sink their teeth into!

•  April Fools! n/t

  by Shane Hensinger on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 09:50:57 AM PDT

•  Isn't that bad for a guy who's had skin cancer? n

  by iconoclastic cat on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 09:50:58 AM PDT

•  I just don't want to see him

  with his clothes off.

  by Dartagnan on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 09:53:23 AM PDT

  •  I dunno, I think glitter and bodypaint

    could only help.

    by SteamPunkX on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 09:54:06 AM PDT

•  The guy's confused again ...

  he thought he was following Osama to the gates of hell.

  by Mother Mags on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 09:53:51 AM PDT

  •  If you make a left at the ram's head...

    ...instead of a right on the route to Burning Man, the gates of Hell are about four miles down that road.

    by The Termite on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 09:58:40 AM PDT

•  I heard he'll be hanging from nipple hooks...

  ...and going by the pseudonym "Ejaculo" all weekend.

  by The Termite on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 09:54:31 AM PDT

•  The last two POTUS have acknowledged

  drug use in their lives...guess he figures it's a requirement?

  by grndrush on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 10:44:16 AM PDT

•  Photos! We need photos!1

  dammit I want photos, at least somebody could dredge up the one with Bush on a bike.
   Then photoshop, or glue McCain's boofy head in it.

  Maybe a Dr. Strangelove picture with McCain humping the bomb....(that's so immature) In facepaint and loincloth.
  And beads, lots of beads.

  by KenBee on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 11:01:34 AM PDT